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Joke of the Day

"On Christmas morning I want to eat Eggs Benedict out of a hubcap. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin"

"Loooooser I am A Looser. Really You are?"

"Why did the fly eat all of the butter? He wanted to become a butterfly!"

"I've got a joke. So the other day I found out I'm really bad at telling stories."

"my wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if I am still listening"

"My all time favorite lawyer joke. Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers? A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE"

"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."

"What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it."