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Joke of the Day

"Went on a date with a single mom... It was going well until I told her I didn't care about her kid; I just wanted to play with the box it came in."

"If you're appraching a 5th wipe you should just take a shower."

"Why can't you take a pig out on a date? Because she will squeal on you."

"What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A cramberry."

"What is the Great Saiyaman's favorite Adam Sandler movie? You Don't Mess with the Gohan"

"What do you call a half native pirate? Metis"

"The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising."

"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."

"[Ventriloquist Mafia] ""Oh we have ways of making people talk."""

"So Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby and Bill Nye all walk into a bar... They all finish their drinks and Nye says to the lady behind the bar I'll cover the tab these two will give you their tips."