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Joke of the Day

"Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors."

"Why do police ask to see your drinking license when they pull you over, but they call it a driver license like your bartender does before you can drink?"

"INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths? APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]"

"If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!"

"What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a six-shooter"

"*seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*"

"Sex is like Indian food It can taste good, but also rupture your anus."

"Her eyes were the color of paint"

"I went for a ride on my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius. That would've gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER."