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Joke of the Day
"Her eyes were the color of paint"
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"What do you call a stallion that's had its balls chopped off? A eunuch-orn"
"*getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?"
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark."
"Gary: Standing in line at the movies, little white girl has a brown colored doll. Talk about progress in America brehs. Fred: But she owns that doll tho."
"Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn't have any pictures of me either."
"As soon as I can go a full year without losing a pair of sunglasses, then maybe I'll be ready to take care of a kid."
"Why is pulling out 100% effective for superman? They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth. (Thanks Drawn Together)"
"How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!"
"Trust is the most important thing in a relationship. After all, if you can't trust your girlfriend, how do you know she won't tell your wife?"