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Joke of the Day
"What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes"
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"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."
"Got a quick joke, that might be offensive to women. NSFW Q: Two tampoons drive right pass you. Which one stop to say ""Hello?"" A: Neither! They're both stuck up cunts."
"Ready to earn money staring at my screen all day so I can afford to go home & stare at my screen all night, repeating the process unto death"
"Can I ask you a self-referential question?"
"Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing? Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles."
"If you see a condom, a tampon and a bra walking down the street..... which one is more likely to say hello? ans: the bra. The other two are stuck up cunts."
"What do a telephone and a dog have in common? They both have collar ID."
"What I was supposed to teach my kid before kindergarten: 1) phonics 2) writing 3) math What I actually taught her: 1) the dance to Thriller"