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Joke of the Day
"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"
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"What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee"
"How many dead baby's does it take to paint a wall? _"
"There is a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though."
"I've considered shaving off my beard But it's starting to grow on me"
"Give a man a jacket and he can leave the house during Winter. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never leave the house."
"How long does it take for a Somalian to shit? 9 months."
"Next time you're at the bar, ask the bartender for a Ryan Lochte When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte? Just say ""I don't know, make something up"""
"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation"
"What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish."