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Joke of the Day
"Why don't tennis players get married? Because to them love means nothing."
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"""I'm all up for sex with handcuffs..."" ""...I just think a little warning would have been nice, Officer."""
"Q: If Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton Al Gore and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized who would be saved? A: The United States of America!"
"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"
"Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right."
"What's the difference between a scout boy and a jew? The scout boy comes home from camp."
"Toy Story 4 is just going to be a bunch of fat kids playing on iPads and not interacting with one another."
"Why are a prostitute and a teacher so similar? They both get screwed"
"What's half a joke look like?"
"I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not ""Help"" or ""Get off me""."