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Joke of the Day

"Toy Story 4 is just going to be a bunch of fat kids playing on iPads and not interacting with one another."

"Make the little things count... Teach midgets math."

"I like my women like I like my coffee, tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of a donkey."

"Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van"

"What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille? Do not touch."

"I had loads of bird seed as well as loads of parrots with headaches. Trying to hold onto all the bird seed but the parrots ate 'em all"

"Chinese culture lesson In china people used to eat weed That's why they saw dragons and can't open their eyes again."

"2 fish in a tank, one fish looks at the other and say's ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic? Brooklyn"

"what does a programmer and a photo have in common? They develop better in the dark"