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Joke of the Day

"Toy Story 4 is just going to be a bunch of fat kids playing on iPads and not interacting with one another."

"What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies? There's no million dollar car in my garage."

"What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering."

"Gross. This salad tastes like pee and vegetables. Don't ask me how I know what vegetables taste like."

"A popular post on reddit about a clothing store has to be a hot topic"

"Guess what... Chicken butt!"

"wait did that Australian guy say ""meteorite"" or ""mate are ya alright?"" *gets hit by a meteorite* ""hey mate are ya alri... no you're dead*"

"What do you call a pimp without a cane? A caneless pimp."

"What is smarter? What is smarter, longitude or latitude?...Longitude, because it has 360 degrees."

"How did the Nucleus escape from prison? through the cell wall."