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Joke of the Day

"What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most? LEGALIZATION"

"""Could you not joke about tragedies?"" my friend once said to me. Studies show that 9 out of 11 people find these kind of jokes to be offensive."

"What did Saddam Hussein have in common with Little Miss Muffet? He also had Kurds in his way."

"Did you hear about that party at Thor's? No, I guess you wouldn't have; he kept it pretty Loki."

"[Guy Joke] How is wearing crocs like being blown by a dude? It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay."

"I don't always drink.... What were we talking about again?"

"Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? They ended up at the crowbar."

"It was really cold today... It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."

"A genius lives in every one of us. Each day more and more heavily..."