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"I can always determine how financially stable I am by how carelessly I press on the gas pedal."
"I'm not paying any more child support. His posture hasn't improved at all."
"A man walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk, ""Do you sell color televisions?"" ""Yes,"" said the clerk. The man replied, ""Then give me a green one."""
"David Hasselhoff has changed his name to David Hoff because he couldn't be bothered with the Hassel"
"I asked a city dweller ""Do you know where the post office is?"" He said, ""Yes,"" and kept right on walking."
"I have a new low score on the Wells Fargo game I downloaded on my iPhone."
"Worried about hair loss? Just draw little rabbits on your head. From a distance they'll look like hares."
"An man shows up for his first day of work at a strict anti-racist organization. He notices his asian boss has very dirty glasses ... ""How can you even see with those?"" ""You're fired."""
"Why did Captain Hook think Robin Williams death was funny? He likes dead-'Pan'..."