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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. ""who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" Wow.. And you said you would never forget."

"Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer? [depleted]"

"Sure, I could agree with you.... Buy why should we BOTH be wrong?"

"My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things."

"Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest? Because he has a woodpecker!"

"I ate some fireflies for supper today. I'm trying to eat light."

"What do you call a second hand gold necklace? Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)"

"This hotel I'm staying at tomorrow lists ""elevators"" as one of its amenities. I never thought I'd fly this close to the sun."

"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."