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Joke of the Day
"I said a funny joke and my friend told me to post it here. /r/The_Donald"
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"What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood"
"How long does it take a satellite to reach Uranus? Bend over and I'll show you."
"Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party? To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst"
"There was a blackout in my neighbourhood last night....... The police told us to stay inside until they caught him."
"Men who don't understand why their woman is mad at them need to realize the woman doesn't know why either."
"2 Owls 2 owls are sitting in a tree. First turns to the second and says, ""Did you hear Bill's getting a divorce?"" The second Owl replies, ""Who?"""
"Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery? Hundreds dead."
"The Viking God Thor comes to Earth... and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her ""I am Thor"". She replies ""you're thor, I can't even pith!"""
"What happen if a bomb blasts in a bra or a man's underwear?"