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Joke of the Day

"Men who don't understand why their woman is mad at them need to realize the woman doesn't know why either."

"Nowhere is it more evident That the middle finger IS a suitable mode of communication Than when driving to work"

"You remember when you were a kid, you had tons of fun blowing bubbles in the bathtub? I saw Bubbles the other day, he told me to say ""Hi!""."

"Chinese numbers I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number. -She replied, ""Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight."" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"What did Thomas Jefferson grow? Old."

"This game is like having sex in the woods It's fucking intents"

"Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence? Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault."

"I tried to impress a girl by putting my foot down on the pedal... ..turns out she'd seen a bin open like that before."

"Why was the boat disobedient? Nobody gave it a stern talking to."

"i didnt give that homeless guy money because his beard wasnt up to my standards. clean your act up homeless guy"