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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."

"I tried to explain Pokemon to my 4-year-old. After hearing myself say it out loud, I'm pretty sure I ruined both of our childhoods."

"What is Lil Wayne's favorite food? Caesar salad"

"What do you call a disabled kid in a hot car A vegetable"

"At the end of your life, you should get a rebate for however much time you spent learning cursive."

"Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"The real danger of running with scissors is that a rock might fall on you."

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Nobody eats parsley."

"I threw away my vacuumer today It was just collecting dust.."

"Want to hear a short joke? A midget walks under a bar."