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Joke of the Day
"What is Lil Wayne's favorite food? Caesar salad"
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"How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?"
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"Is a man more intelligent before, during or after sex? During. Because you're plugged into the know it all"
"SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that's also my reason"
"TV needs to stop putting up those stupid ""viewer discretion"" warnings. My mom is sick of me calling her for clearance."
"So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony."
"That's the problem with exhibitionists. They're fucking everywhere."
"What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line? ""I'm a wiener!"""
"What's Asian on top and black on bottom? IQ distribution graph"