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Joke of the Day

"I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry. Good heavens! Does it hurt? Only when I wind it."

"I'd tell you a joke about a ghost boomerang.. But I don't want it to come back to haunt me."

"Where do cows go on movie night? To the moooovie night."

"Chemistry joke thread? I'll start: I was at -273.15C one time. It was OK. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon."

"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"" favorite corny joke"

"So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, ""make me one with everything"""

"All women have an hour glass figure - it's just that they all tote around different amounts of sand."

"At first I was worried about my eyesight, but my doctor said I was fine. As a matter of fact, he said that in 5 years I should have 20-20 vision!"

"Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point."

"Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."