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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit? Premature Edraculation"
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"Just seen Michael J Fox at the local Garden centre Well pretty sure it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias."
"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"
"What's the worst thing a girl can hear when she's giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson..."""
"When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers."
"The guy who made my sandwiches told me Have Fun as he handed them to me. Not sure what he thinks I was gonna do wit them"
"That tattoo of wings on your back are good. But wings that small could hardly get you off the ground though. *reveals full body wing tattoo*"
"What is the best basket ball team ever? The tricera-hops"
"Why did Ted Bundy dropout of an Italian cooking class? There were not enough Italians to eat."
"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"