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Joke of the Day

"Why are chefs the meanest? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream"

"Spider-man never tweets via iPhone. He's a web kinda guy."

"""A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend."""

"Don't worry if you missed 4/20 Because today is 4/20 too!"

"There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?"

"Never date a philosophy major My last girlfriend was one and she spent most of her time trying to prove that I didn't exist"

"I used to have a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience."

"What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus? ""Don't look back in hanger"""

"I'm quitting modelling, I need more job security so I'm going to become a princess."

"Terrifying to think that every Chinese person is a deadly karate-bomb, just waiting for the slightest provocation to explode."