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Joke of the Day
"Why are chefs the meanest? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream"
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"I dislike three types of people Racists, hypocrites and mexicans"
"What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man? Park in it, of course."
"I hate when waitresses flirt with me.. I can't tell if they just want the tip or if they want just the tip."
"Hillary and Trump in a plane, plane crashes. Who survives? America"
"3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register."
"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""
"To the 20 year old girl who wrote an essay claiming she is too pretty to be allowed to lead a normal life:Same."
"I feel bad for all of the couples who got married in Vegas last week But at least their love will burn with a firey passion..."