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Joke of the Day

"Like a recovering crack addict, my computer is broken & I can only use others in small doses. A little facebook goes a long way. *twitch*"

"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."

"Pretty woman wouldn't have been as sweet of a love story if we saw all the times she sucked c**k for money weeks prior."

"My parents were in the iron and steel industry... My mother had to iron and my father had to steal."

"Him:I'm not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning Me:don't be so hasty darling...give them another chance"

"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"

"The World's Shortest Joke - Jimmy Carr Dwarf shortage"

"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she."

"I could never become a vetanarian. That job takes balls!"

"Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something."