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Joke of the Day

"I could never become a vetanarian. That job takes balls!"

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired."

"What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea? A horribly depraved piece of human garbage."

"At first I was worried about my eyesight, but my doctor said I was fine. As a matter of fact, he said that in 5 years I should have 20-20 vision!"

"How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same? They both steal your bike."

"What's the different between England and a tea bag? A tea bag last longer in the cup"

"Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface."

"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest toothpaste... ...the 10th is in still in hiding for paying $50,000 for the right to murder a lion in Africa."

"Dominos pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens."

"Jesus Never Fails If Jesus was a program, he would never fail. Why? Because he was born in a stable environment."