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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock into your girlfriend's ass."

"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."

"What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion? No one cries when you cut up Pizza."

"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""

"How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**."

"Before clicking on a link from an unknown source, ask yourself this ""Am I an idiot?"". If you answered yes, then it's okay to click the link."

"God Gave Man a penis and a brain... But not enough blood to use both at the same time"

"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."

"If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead"

"If a woman wears a ponytail holder on her wrist at all times that means she's always down to pull her hair back and fight you."