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Joke of the Day

"How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**."

"Let's shoot some hoops. I hate those fucking things. Maybe we can play basketball afterwards."

"ok he'res funny joke lol."

"Batman would probably be a better crime-fighter if he wasn't making movies all the time."

"How does Jesus like his meat? Saviory"

"No internet for 11 hours. I've written two novels, lost 15 pounds, and forgotten how to pronnounce ""gif."""

"Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. That very same day, Chuck Norris received an award for masturbating in public."

"*runs into coworker at store* *pretends I don't speak English*"

"Did you hear about the tumblr user who wrote a play about foxes? They called it Fennec-Kin's Wake"

"When i was a kid, my father said he wanted me to be an autodidact. I asked him what that word meant. He told me to look it up. Happy Father's Day, everyone!"