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Joke of the Day

"Before clicking on a link from an unknown source, ask yourself this ""Am I an idiot?"". If you answered yes, then it's okay to click the link."

"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""

"I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying ""get a load of this guy"" every time someone walked in"

"What does the Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingon's"

"I had sex with a prostitute in a clown costume before Stephen King wrote that horror novel. In a pro pre-It."

"My son asked my wife what true love was ""It's spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'll miss them"""

"My friend has already lost 50 pounds last month on their new diet. It's called the ""fruit machine"" , I think I will have to try it."

"What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries? Fibbinouchie."

"Salad tastes pretty good once you add some Nutella and throw away the salad."

"Some friends of mine recently lost their baby. They swore to never dress him in camouflage again if he turns up."