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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died in a double homicide and 7 is the **prime** suspect."

"When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like."

"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."

"What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black"

"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences."

"Why did the cow cross the road To get to the udder side"

"Hundreds of years ago, a group of fat women secretly met under the cover of darkness. That night, they invented the word ""voluptuous."""

"I tend to drop a lot of glassware but that means I'd be pretty fucking handy in one of those ""In case of emergency break glass."" situations."

"Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!"

"Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate Proof that black knives matter?"