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Joke of the Day
"""Look, Just Do Something to His Butt."" - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas"
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"Have you ever seen those ""Give a penny, take a penny"" things at convenience stores??? that makes no cents"
"A man invested in a weight loss diet from Britain He lost 10,000 pounds! But it didn't work"
"I just ran over my dog. April fools! I don't know whose dog it was."
"Where do Muslims go on a weekend? To Mecca Bingo."
"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"
"Star Wars spoiler: Ross and Rachel end up together in the end."
"The train stops at a train station; the bus stops at a bus station; My desk is a workstation."
"Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2POC"
"Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode."