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Joke of the Day

"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs... One says to the other ""should we stop and outnumber them?"" ... &nbsp; ""keep running you fool we're brothers!!"""

"What did the white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk were bumpin and grinding with all the fine white bitches"

"""What would you say is your greatest weakness?"" Probably my tendency to stalk and murder people who won't hire me."

"I got offered a job at McCormick... ...but it was just seasonal work."

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together! I was, like, OMg!"

"I can't believe my neighbors came to my house at 5:00 AM... ...thank god I was already up playing the bagpipes."

"What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !"

"Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ""Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!"""

"What's a life without manitees? A life with out porpoise."