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Joke of the Day
"""Change is never easy..."" ~McDonalds employees"
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"I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!"
"When Conor McGregor finishes in 13 seconds, everybody cheers But when I finish in 13 seconds, my girlfriend won't talk to me"
"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."
"Kennedy put a man on the moon.... Obama put a man in the ladies room."
"You're so beautiful I can't describe it with words.. but numbers can. 3/10."
"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"
"Knock Knock ..."
"Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!"
"My Girlfriend is Like the square root of -100 A perfect ten, but completely imaginary."