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Joke of the Day
"What comes up but never comes down? Russian Cosmonauts"
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"What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? The back of my hand."
"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman."
"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."
"i love how flies rub their hands together like little criminals"
"I can't believe after all this shit they're still together! Our ass-cheeks really deserve some respect."
"I just made the greatest construction-related pun of all time Works on so many levels"
"If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I've never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?"
"Mexican Magician The Mexican Magician says ""I will disappear at the count of three. Uno, dos..."" *POOF* And just like that, he disappeared without a tres."
"Gay best friend How do you know if your best friend is gay? His dick tastes like shit."