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Joke of the Day

"Charlie Sheen's herpes have herpes and those herpes have gonorrhea and that gonorrhea had an abortion in high school."

"A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him ""What's wrong?"" Byte says ""Parity error."" Bartender nods and says ""Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."""

"Which came first? Chicken or the Egg? Neither. I CAME first!"

"WIFE: Don't be scared of him. Tell your boss you quit. ME: Ok, I will. [later that day] ME: I quit BOSS: WHAT?? ME: I said, nice squid"

"a bunch of us teens are going out to the forest to burn a piece of paper that says 'responsibilities' on it. for symbolism"

"I can do number tricks in my head They do cartwheels and handstands."

"What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? A Pair!"

"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."

"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"

"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"