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Joke of the Day

"When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: ........."

"Movember may be over... ...but Pubecember is just getting started."

"So, you know how they put that magic hat on Frosty and it makes him talk? I wonder if there's one that works in reverse, but for children."

"Texting was a great solution to talking. But now replying to texts is exhausting so I'm done with all communication I guess."

"Monica Lewinsky will not be voting for Hillary.. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."

"The Irish Alligator His name was Croc O'Dile."

"Sometimes girls look at me and say, ""Mmm not bad."" They don't say it out loud but I can tell they're thinking that."

"What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath? One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap."