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Joke of the Day

"50 cent heelys into a library. he slips and knocks over all the bookshelves. all the library users leave in disgust. they swear at him"

"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."

"I think about dance the same way I think about underwear. I like lots of ballroom"

"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"

"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."

"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"

"How do you fit 15 Jews into a car? 2 in the front,3 in the back,and the rest in the ash tray."

"I got a handjob from a blind girl last night. She said ""You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."". I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg.""."

"I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK"""

"What is green, and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels."