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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!! PLEASE do not tell my husband"
Next Joke
"What did the mermaid do last Saturday night? She went out with the tide."
"*Kanye trips and falls* SUCH A GENIUS! WHAT A POETIC DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HIS ANCESTORS FELL TO SLAVERY AND ROSE AGAIN *jaden smith cries*"
"What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea? A good start."
"When I call her ""Hun,"" it's not short for honey. It's short for Attila."
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leopard!"
"I can't think of anything worse than an over exaggerator"
"Old junkies don't die, they just withdraw."
"If I had a time machine I'd go back 10 years and tell myself ""Write down the names of all the people you loan stuff to."""
"I haven't spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted."