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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"
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"Spinach and Anal Sex What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have either as a child, you'll never enjoy them as an adult."
"Why is Iron Man Italian? Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony.."
"As we enter 2015, it's refreshing to see that racism no longer exists in the US. Black people can now be anything they want to be As long as it's the President or shot."
"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. Then, feel free to judge all you want...."
"Really not liking this new Reddit app update. I'm going to be sharing it all day."
"You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything."
"What's it called when you sneak into a homosexual wedding? A gay-tecrash Dad joke, right there"
"""Are you sexually active?"" [Flashback to that one time I sat in a chair a girl was just sitting in and it still felt warm.] ""Yes."""
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His underwear fits like a glove."