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Joke of the Day

"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. Then, feel free to judge all you want...."

"Whats the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath tub. One has hope in her soul, while the other has soap in her hole."

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting all the illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."

"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."

"I'm starving. I haven't eaten all year."

"Did you hear about the pornstar who had a heart attack whilst filming? He had it coming."

"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."

"A boy comes home from school and gives his mother his report card. ""Why is this wet?"" she asks. ""Because it's below C level."""

"Did you know... That 80% of all stats are made up?"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."