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Joke of the Day

"Little boy blue. He needed the money. credit: Andrew Dice Clay"

"After God had finished creating 24 hours of alternating light and darkness... One of his angels asked him what he was going to do next. He said, ""I think I'm going to call it a day."""

"Did you hear about Helen Keller's dating life? because I heard she wasn't seeing anyone"

"RIP Boiled Water You will be mist."

"Who's Boss? Boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of Sh*t...!!"

"Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them they'd break"

"I got spam from someone named ""Amishguy."" I wonder how fast his windmill had to turn in order for him to email me like that."

"I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject."

"There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel.... ""Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"""

"Just clicked on an ad that said ""Free Albums Here"" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus."