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Joke of the Day

"Who's Boss? Boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of Sh*t...!!"

"Do you know who has the most home runs in MLB history? Barry Bonds... Do you know who leads the MLB in strikeouts pitched? Nolan Ryan... Do you know who has been hit by the most balls? Liberaci"

"How do you confuse a gay person? Raccoon."

"Why did the dog sit in the front seat of the car? Because the car had a sun ""woof""! Yes, I made this up myself. Yes, I have no friends."

"If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for? Their age!"

"I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the ""Vagelina"" headlines would be priceless!"

"Did you hear about the slow chef at the speed bake off? He would have won if he had just a little more thyme."

"After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer."

"Lightning never strikes twice in one place. Chuck Norris wont let it."

"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."