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Joke of the Day

"Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it."

"Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name."

"I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time."

"If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja."

"If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses."

"What Is the Difference Between a ISIS Training Camp and a Iraqi School? Can't Tell the Fucking Difference, I just fly the drone."

"The first step of any project is to grossly underestimate its complexity and difficulty."

"What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? ""Does anyone have a charger I could use?"""

"Six meaty inches of protein packed bliss! No joke, the actual description of the black forest ham sandwich from Subway for their October special."

"What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series? One has cubs"