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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."

"Did you hear Lorain Labbobit died in a car accident last week? Some dick cut her off!"

"The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils."

"Hey girls: FYI, if you tilt the camera up just a wee bit higher you can actually get your face in the picture."

"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."

"I get out of awkward dinner party convos by telling people it's my first outing since the psychiatrist declared me unfit to stand trial"

"(Best New Pick Up Line) How much does a polar bear weigh? Like a thousand pounds. Read a fuckin' book."

"[NSFW] MY wife walked in on me fucking my daughter... I wasn't sure if she was surprised by the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus..."

"What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's"

"How to you circumcise a catholic boy? Kick the priest in the jaw!"