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Joke of the Day
"My mate asked me if Wonderwall was the most culturally influential track of all time I said maybe"
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"Stop complaining about the length of the Hobbit movies. Plays are 17 hours long. School plays are twice that."
"I like my women like I like my coffee So hot I fill them with creme in 3 seconds"
"A coffee shop opened up inside a strip club Its name is ""Grinds for Divorce"""
"Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."
"""Hahahahaha, what a narcissist! This model's Instagram is so pathetic!"" - me for 45 minutes while I scroll through all 700 of his photos"
"A guy finds a genie... He says ""I wish I was better at talking to women."" ""Poof!"" the genie says, ""You're gay!"""
"What's the difference between fishing and dating? In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk."
"What's blue and white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A fridge with a denim jacket on."
"If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit ""end"" on a call, I would have no friends."