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Joke of the Day

"Im on a sea food diet I sea food and I eat it."

"My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick"

"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""

"Latest reserch shows, that women with extra weight... Live longer, than the men, that mention it."

"If only success was measured by how self deprecating you could be... ...I'd still be below average."

"Did you hear about the midget Trump supporter? Apparently, he's a little racist."

"[takes a massive shit on a bird in the park] See? Not nice, is it?"

"I finally got tinder And after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire."

"A dance club by night and coffee house by day, called Bump and Grind."

"Sure reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see a bunch of it's dead friends in your hand."