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Joke of the Day

"Im on a sea food diet I sea food and I eat it."

"What do you call a fat Psychic? A Large"

"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"

"Have you ever seen one of those billboards that just says ""AVAILABLE"" and a phone number? That's your mom's number."

"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is."

"What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another? Sorry, my fault."

"Pineapple Jokes When is an apple not an apple?"

"I was having dinner .. .. .. with Garry Kasporov and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt."

"What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and i don't care."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your mom's ass"