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Joke of the Day

"Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes ""July"" ""fourth"" and ""fire"" Let's see what you've got, Reddit!"

"What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? Go ask your mom"

"Doctor Doctor my hair keeps falling out can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes here is a paper bag !"

"TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."

"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling ""Bach Bach Bach Bach"""

"i don't drink to forget, i drink to remember how much i like drinking."

"I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him."

"Why didn't the Irishman add another bean? He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent."

"What idiot called it ""salad"" and not ""la sad"""

"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."