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Joke of the Day

"costumed new york mayor Rumor has it that for Halloween New York Mayor DeBlasio will be walking around on his knees and going as Mayor Bloomberg"

"I've got two kids, jane and emma, they get bullied at school. I can't make it stop but i can help them rise above it. The other day i said to them, ""Look, boys..."""

"I'm going to post a joke I hope it dosen't get [deleted]"

"So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder. Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"What separates the men from the boys? Operation Yewtree."

"[NSFW] If you masturbate with a rowing stick... Will you have an orgasm?"

"Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene? Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud."

"How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to cry in the dark."

"What's the best part of having sex with a transsexual? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"Why don't american have a bullet train? They use the bullets to train the military."