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"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the jaw"
"I've just started a band. We're called 1023MB. We haven't got a gig yet."
"""I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!"" - cats"
"Wife: Tell me how many women you fucked during your 5 year trip. Husband: None! Wife: For every one that you tell me I'll give you a hundred dollars Husband: I don't need your 36000 dollars!"
"Intellectually challenged people who have sex with each other are fucking idiots."
"At my funeral, I want a homie to adjust my junk one last time. I'm not gonna rest peacefully if my balls are pinched between my legs."
"I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues."
"HER: You can't even go 5 minutes without making a Star Trek reference. ME: Yes I Khan."
"*to commander* Don't say anything too loud sir I suspect one of our men may be a plant *conspicuous tree in admiral uniform starts to sweat*"