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Joke of the Day
"How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to cry in the dark."
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"what do you call a Chinese person with down syndrome? Som ting wong"
"Jokes are like paper airplanes I suck at making them"
"What does a baby look like in a microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate."
"Eric Clapton's son was a prolific writer by the age of 4 and a half... He did 49 stories in 7 seconds."
"Why do women talk so much? Because they have 4 lips."
"""I don't have to run faster than the bear. I just have to run faster than you,"" I say to my hiking companion. It is Usain Bolt. A bear waves"
"If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist... Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man."
"I meant to call out a plumber to fix my blocked toilet, but forgot. I'm in deep shit now."
"You can tell a lot about a person by the type of car they drive. For example, if they drive a Taxi, they're probably a cab driver."