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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of having sex with a transsexual? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"

"What is the difference between a tire and a black man? The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it."

"What Do You Call Fake Spaghetti? An impasta!"

"[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN"

"An Italian and a Greek get in a fight over sex Greek: the Greeks invented sex centuries before the Italians! Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!"

"I have a bunch of sheep puns....... But they're, pretty Baa^aaaaa^aaaaa^aad."

"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."

"What can fly but can't be given? A fuck."

"I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that's over with."