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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable."

"I realized today that the Vans logo looks like a square root symbol. It's probably because they're so radical."

"What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer."

"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."

"I decided to put laxatives in my weed brownies... Just for shits and giggles!"

"My ""go to"" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino"

"What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd."

"Why did the grinch cross the road? HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!"

"The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight."

"A short one for classical musicians I once owned a frying pan that once belonged to the great Leopold Stokowski. It was non-stick."