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Joke of the Day
"Why did all the guys like the bus driver? She was busty."
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"My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently ""heating your dinner"" wasn't a good answer."
"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes. Edit: Apparently a lot of you are all teaching my mother new things too. Weird."
"Adding ""and sh!t"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t."
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"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"
"When does an Irish potato change nationality? When it's french fried."
"How to talk to a good girl and bad girl When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?' When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you?'"