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Joke of the Day

"Boss: ok just bear with me *I growl and start clawing the air* B: wtf are you doing Me: I..You said.. B:first snail mail' now this..Just go"

"Who is this Rorschach guy?... ...and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her."

"Halloween is coming up. This is the best time to teach your kids about taxes and social security... Take away 30% of their Halloween candy and promise them you'll give part of it back in 70 years!"

"LOST DOG: 4 year old border collie. Still living at home but doesn't know what to do with his life."

"Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh? Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh."

"My son is a real hand full. I didn't have any tissues handy."

"Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows."

"Lets all agree, having your cake and eating it too, is the same damn thing."

"My dad died of the big C... He drowned."