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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I welcomed our second child into the world yesterday afternoon! I never knew she African ancestry...but I guess I should have known with the first one."

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"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"
"A Muslim was saying to me today.........."
"My subconscious wants Thai food but my inner goddess wants pizza."
"I have a good joke about a nice balloon. Oh wait. It just got away from me."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist? A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended."
"Twinkle twinkle little hoe, name a guy you didn't blow."
"Whats 6'2"" and doesnt work? My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard."
"A jew buys a round of drinks for the entire bar ."
"How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Change?!"