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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I welcomed our second child into the world yesterday afternoon! I never knew she African ancestry...but I guess I should have known with the first one."

"If I was in charge of SWAT I'd change the name to the ""Special Weapons And Grenades"" team just so police would have to radio in for SWAG"

"Why is the sea salty? Because when it waves, you never wave back!"

"The phrase ""A stone's throw"" has been discontinued. Please use ""In Wifi range"" from now on."

"What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway? Sub humans."

"Band:Make some noise! Crowd:WOOO! Me:THATS SO VAGUE! WHAT KIND OF NOISE?! B:I cant hear u! C:WOOO! M:B/C UR PLAN WAS FLAWED FROM THE START!"

"Why does Bono never get any mail? He lives on a street with no name."

"What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? Thoreau some mo'"

"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?"