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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"I'm really sick of my job. It's always ""copy this"", ""print that"", ""you left your bra in the break room again."""

"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."

"What kind of fish is the worst friend? The Sel-Fish"

"What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common? You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one."

"Sometimes this earth seems so crazy to me. But I guess I should expect it from a bipolar planet."

"I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout"

"Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it."

"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobee!"

"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."